Monday, 6 June 2011
Slowly, as you awake you attempt to stretch out your fingers but for some reason you find that you cannot. Panicking you try harder and harder to stretch you fingers but it is still impossible. You jolt fully awake and look down at your hand, you gasp in horror as you hand and arm have been transformed into a long rectangle, looking across your body you realize that your entire body has now been turned into squares and rectangles. Screaming, you get up and start to run, you don't know where you are and you don't know where you're going but you keep running. Eventually you slow down and take stock of your surroundings and see that the entire world has been transformed into a land of blocks. You see a person in the distance and decide to ask them just what the hell is going on. As you get closer you realize it is a person but in a very loose sense of the word, as you near you see he is green, has four legs and is making a hissing sound. 'Hullo there' you call and he looks at you, as he walks towards you not saying a word you say again 'hullo there'. Still saying nothing he now stands right beside you as the hissing gets louder, as you start to formulate a new question the hissing reaches and crescendo and he explodes propelling your body into a nearby tree breaking your back and making you drown in you own blood.