Sunday, 5 June 2011

No. 2

As you are walking through a forest you see an injured squirrel, being a curious type of person you walk over to investigate.  As you near the squirrel suddenly sits bolt upright and lets out a piercing squeal.  Almost instantly you are surrounded by hundreds upon hundreds of other squirrels who proceed to bombard you with all manner of nuts until you are just a bloodied carcass laying on the ground now devoid of life due to the unmerciful pummeling of nuts.

4 comments:

  1. At least that would be memorable.

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  2. I lol'd @ non-observant's comment.

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  3. What the hell did i've ever done to those squirrels?

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  4. i've had nightmare about this. But then either masses of snakes would devour the squirrels or I'd just hit them with my car.

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